As I am sure you've noticed, I've been extra special good this year. Even taking on some of your work load.... by stuffing as many stockings as I can. So it's with great admiration and what I'm sure is mutual respect that I humbly submit you my Christmas list for this year.
P.S. I'm leaving a 2 liter of A&W cream soda out for you this year. Milk? Let's get serious here. . .