Friday, May 15, 2009
Multiple Personalities? possibly...
I Just wanted to write you a note today to discuss some things.
Let's start with the bad because then at least the note will end on a happier note when I tell you the good things.
I hate how lazy you are. The house is a disaster. You say it everyday that the downstairs && the laundry are ridiculous. Yet, that's not enough to motivate you.
I hate that you lose control- of your weight, your emotions, && your esteem. Get a hold of yourself or get some help.
I hate your selfishness. Kyle needs a truck way more than you need a camera, or a fish tank, or a bookcase. Yet you are constantly pestering him!!
On the other hand,
I do like that you started a load last night and moved loads so that you would have clean G's this morning:]
&& that you are writing your thank you notes [finally]
&& from time to time your handwriting looks pretty decent.
Self, I just wanted to thank you for cleaning downstairs last night and working out a chore schedule with Kyle even if cleaning the kitchen and folding the laundry sucks majorly
Thanks for getting up on time this morning, even though sleep sounded so much better.
Thanks for putting on Aloe Vera last night.. It really helps the sun burn
Thanks for filling the car with gas yesterday even though you were already running late
Thanks especially for not killing your autistic student yet [even though he may drive you completely NUTTERS some days] because he is the reason you get paid...
&& thanks for listening to John Jay && Rich in the morning. It makes the drive to work so much more enjoyable.
Your Other Half
[I think everyone should try this.]